No likeness or similarity to persons currently living or still in post as UK Secretary of State for Defence intended. Whatsoever. None.

This cartoon appeared in the 24th November issue of New Statesman.

No, me neither. Phil “The Undertaker” did his best to do nothing. A triumph.

Apparently, Parliament believes some creatures aren’t clever enough to feel anything. Who knew?

Yeah, so the Pope banned buying tobacco in the Vatican.

With impeccable timing, Madame Tussaud’s reveals a new waxwork of our esteemed “leader”.