Why do clowns scare people? I love the way their makeup makes them look happy but when you look closer, behind it all they’re sad. Ah, I see, it’ll be that then…
… and he finally had one called Shroedinger. The best thing was, it was a great friend but it never ate anything or left a mess, and because it was only the idea of a dog, he could just walk it across the open fields of his mind, sometimes without even getting out of bed.